tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41244676248826187622024-03-12T17:56:13.707-07:00RJ Chetan's BlogLive for today, plan for tomorrow and PARTY tonight..RJ Chetanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17595708839651760498noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4124467624882618762.post-62744597010416337232018-01-04T21:21:00.003-08:002018-01-05T21:05:14.778-08:00Plastic Evolution of Love and Women<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Do you feel Men have become more complicated and Women have become more plastic when it comes to relationships?<br />
People who are in their 25s to 35s would relate more to this article, its a curse or a boon i do not know but this age group is the one who have seen a lot..from the early Doordarshan days to the present flood of tv channels, from the incoming calls which were charged to the days of free video calls, from love letters to one night stands.. we have survived it all.. and we have come a long way.. The other day i was having a conversation with my friend CPR ( yeah that is her name, not the literal CPR though) was asking her why women have become so plastic?..her answer was.."you men always wanted them to be like this and now when they have become what you wanted them to be.. you men couldn't take it anymore..more men always wanted women to be less on emotions, take things easily, do not get carried away and most of them have become just the way you wanted which is not only making you men complicated but also women".. That is what inspired me to write this blog. I think the whole decade of 25-35 is clueless about the direction.. for this we need to understand the evolution of women.<br />
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Specially in India there is a boom of Feminity. Before i say anything about it i want all of you to understand that I am not a Male chauvinist pig and I am not against Feminity. Women are a highly evolved species, she is strong and her mind is very complex and it is complex for a reason, they bare a lot of pain, pain of pregnancy, monthly periods and what not. So they are trained to be strong (Its like they have been hitting their mind's gym from a long time!!) and the best thing about them were their emotions. 15-20 years back women were asked to stay indoors no jobs, just get married have kids and thats it, that was their life, with this sudden boom of feminism they have been exposed to the radiation of Independence with the catalyst as their highly evolved minds and on the other hand desires of men wanting women to be less on emotions causing this whole reaction a chemical toxic and challenging the nature itself. Stress, trauma, depression is caused by this whole process not only for men but for also women.<br />
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However I am not trying to prove a point or take any side, my intention is to just loosen the knots, and i want all of you to think..is it worth it??<br />
Bottom line - "Do not mate with the first plastic cup which buys you a drink"<br />
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RJ Chetanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17595708839651760498noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4124467624882618762.post-40686734345298489482017-12-25T23:30:00.000-08:002017-12-25T23:40:54.203-08:00Resolutions.. Do they Actually work?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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This world which says December is one of the most beautiful months, a romantic month, festive season..blah blah and blahhh... They are just fooling you around.. December is the most stressful month of all..ask me why? here are my reasons..<br />
1. Damn it you are getting old (Do you really need any more reasons?)<br />
2. Fear of missing out on the party scene, last but not the least<br />
3. Doing better the next year (Trust me this is a Time bomb!!)<br />
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I frankly feel the word resolutions were made up by some 16th century wise morons who had a lot of time for themselves, see i do understand that getting better is a good thought but the baggage of resolution has a lot of side effects, every year you are reminded that you haven't followed your last year's resolution, It is like to quit smoking - the more you think about it, you would end up smoking a lot than you generally do. The art is to just let it go.<br />
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OK..I will not be all pessimistic and pooping around your dream resolutions but scientifically if you want to start a new habit you need to pick up a small action..Getting a 6 pack, saving more money is not small, may be starting with a brisk walk everyday or cutting down expensive dates from many to few may work.<br />
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However to sum it up I remember a quote from Three point someone "You want to be thin or You want to be Happy". Free advise alert - Be happy everything else will follow.<br />
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RJ Chetanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17595708839651760498noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4124467624882618762.post-51936208742732542302017-12-19T01:53:00.001-08:002017-12-19T01:53:12.356-08:00The Thrill of Office Romance<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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It all starts with a little smile, you both knew that it was going to happen, you know the consequences you know something is not pure about it yet you couldn't stop it, that little crazy drive of lust clouded with love and the sense of achievement, adventure and the adrenaline rush, when you think of the moments makes you feel that its worth it, isn't it..I get it guys.. Welcome to the community of corporate romance, it has got its own thrill to it.<br />
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One of the things which i want to do in coming years is to get back to blogging, and i would try my level best to keep it going. from those crushes to neighbors, from colleges to schools romance have made its way to the cubicle farms and looks like its going to stay there for a long time may be either people do not have a personal life or are not much interested in their personal life.<br />
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We humans love risk, we love trouble and we love to play with life. We keep cursing life who just wants good for us. May be that is our nature. Primitively we are wild we do not like rules and by doing things which amplifies our wilderness gives a deeper pleasure and that is where these thrills come into existence, starts as cheap thrills but if it is not handled properly it eats away your peace.<br />
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Those grey office areas where you are sure of less footsteps, that grudge with intensity, those uncomfortable positions comforting your mind the sweat and the rush followed with the pillow talk, waiting for each other everyday, dressing up for each other and complimenting each other its all good when you know the expiry date of the relationship. Yes every relationship comes with an expiry date, we humans come with an expiry date that is nature and you cannot challenge nature.<br />
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If you both understand nature you are going to have ball of a time and live in the moment but the whole problem starts when you do not understand the concept of expiry date. In the process of letting it go few people tend to change their jobs, get into a different field and fuck up their career with the stress and trauma which is just not required.<br />
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Bottom line - Play with fire only when you know how to handle it, when you are unable to just be genuine enough to yourself and your partner. I follow this if you like it you can follow it too "Dont get laid where you get Paid".<br />
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Thank you for reading will com up with an other blog next week, comment and do share your office love stories if you have any.<br />
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RJ Chetanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17595708839651760498noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4124467624882618762.post-38078525475444699762016-04-10T03:49:00.002-07:002016-04-10T03:49:41.236-07:00How Internet ruined Lives!!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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This is my second post on ruining!! well yeah last post i spoke about how Education ruined me and now its time for Internet which not only ruined my life but actually it ruined all our lives, welcome to the community of frustrated souls of internet tragedy!!<br />
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and yeah by the way i am back to India, I was RJ'ing and was an operations manager for a network of radio stations in Dubai and now i am back to Hyderabad and completely into Digital media working for Whacked out, heading the music vertical, creating and curating content and doing things i like to do, life is good and no complaints, but recently while i was just sitting and driving my thoughts into a nostalgic land, a lot of thoughts brushed my mind. How creative life was, it still is though, but internet had made things so easy.. just not that it has made all of us lazy, here are few examples i thought, comment with yours.<br />
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Remember the days when cable channel guy used to play our so called favorite movies (The ones you like to watch it in private) on Saturday midnight, few named it as midnight masala, remember what sort of stories we used to make up to stay awake that night, and yeah the fat guy who used to make these silly jokes and the doctor!! (I still wonder, the calls he used to get were they real?, what you think?)<br />
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If we missed on a saturday the only source was the old and doomed CD rental shops, going in and asking for something like that was a huge task to do.<br />
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But now its all so simple just on click of a button, no sense of achievement, it has become so easy and sleazy!!<br />
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<b>The only world I knew</b><br />
<b> </b>School and class mates were the only world for me, technology those days never gave me access to make friends from other cities or say other countries. The most beautiful girl of the school was an ideal girl to get married to, not just for me but for most of the guys in school. That crush on the teacher and those little secrets, wasn't it amazing? Where as now you have an app for tindering, linking or tweeting, you ask for it and you have it.<br />
The only parties and the best parties those days were partying with your school friends at somebody's home where you wait for your crush to drop in or accidentally fall in love with your friend's cousin or some stranger. Though i had a small world i was good at meeting and talking to people now Internet made me forget how to socialize with actual Humans.<br />
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Apart from this i used to be a good cook (I am still one) but the art of cooking has completely changed from the knowledge of spices to googling, i am ignorant, i am addicted to my notifications (yeyy!! got one more subscriber!!), now my ego has started showing its tantrums, mood swings look like a graph of web traffic, i liked me, now i like my Instagram pictures more than me, I almost forgot the fragrance of a fresh paper and Ink.<br />
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Internet, you have been a great buddy, but i guess we need an actual human buddy than a virtual buddy, you have been a great teacher but life have taught me better lessons. Thank for making my life easy and I will not let you make it Lazy.<br />
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RJ Chetanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17595708839651760498noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4124467624882618762.post-62388473421397548682015-03-29T11:17:00.005-07:002015-03-29T11:17:54.892-07:00Education Ruined Me!!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Its been ages..and i actually forgot that i also write..Thanks to Dubai..It made me write again.<br />
Hi all..first of all I am really sorry for updating my blog so late..Life has changed so much now!!<br />
The RJ Chetan you know have now move to Dubai and Handling a couple of Radio Stations here..<br />
If you are in Dubai too lemme know :-P<br />
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I shall soon write about my Dubai life and how this city is, but today during my self introspection over a Chai (Bloody one Chai in Dubai costs 1 AED = 17 INR) i realized how so called Education Ruined my life. Its not about Trigonometry or Matrices which i never used in my life and its not even about the basic Sex Education classes which my Biology teacher skipped it all started with my Nursery Rhymes.<br />
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Yes Nursery Rhymes..Did you ever think.. every Nursery Rhyme has a hidden meaning in it. Oh ya trust me every Nursery Rhyme. Jack and Jill Went up the Hill?? What the fuck they were doing up the Hill eh? What happened over there no one knows but Jill came tumbling after..well that's what happens in every situation..jack comes first checks out the surroundings and Signals Jill to come next. (Anything Strikes??!! Ting Tiding!! ;-) ) Poor Jack it was so hard he literally had to break his crown.<br />
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And here comes on of my Favorites.. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star (Little?? Oh ya) How i Wonder what you are (Well now I am Wondering).. Up Above the world so High..(Hmmm:-P).. Like a Diamond in the Sky ( Oh ya Its Precious) What are you thinking about?? Dirty Brains its a neat Rhyme and i Really like it!!<br />
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But do you know guys that few rhymes really have a hidden dark meaning in them like these few i could manage to know about..<br />
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<b>Ring a ring a roses,</b><br />
<b>A pocket full of posies</b><br />
<b>A-tish-oo, a-tish-oo</b><br />
<b>We all fall down</b><br />
Well according to few theories this was a Rhyme inspired by a plague where half of the Europe was washed away and the sneezes in the rhyme supports the Theory.<br />
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<b>Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,</b><br />
<b>Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,</b><br />
<b>All the king's horses and all the king's men</b><br />
<b>Couldn't put Humpty together again.</b><br />
Humpty Dumpty was real, not a person but a Canon owned by King Charles 1, During English civil war it was used to gain control over the city of Colchester, but Humpty was destroyed in the war and couldn't be repaired ever again.<br />
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<b>Ba Baa Black Sheep, Have you any Wool?</b><br />
<b>Yes Sir, Yes Sir, Three Bags Full,</b><br />
<b>One for the Master, and one for the Dame, </b><br />
<b>and one for the little boy who lives down the Lane..</b><br />
But originally it ends as...<b>"And None for the little boy who cries down the Lane"</b><br />
This rhyme if known to Ashutosh gawariker would have been in Lagaan!!<br />
Well this song was written on Taxes, in 13th century King Edward 1 introduced taxes on Shepards and this rhyme was written in the same era.<br />
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<b>Lucy Locket lost her pocket</b><br />
<b>and Kitty Fisher found it,</b><br />
<b>not a penny was there in it,</b><br />
<b>only a ribbon around it.</b><br />
An Epic Masala Bollywood Movie this is..Lucy and Kitty barmaids and prostitutes of 18th century and rivals, Lucy left her lover (The Pocket) when he had no money but Kitty finds him and takes care of him and claims that he had a ribbon around him, those days tying a ribbon around thigh was a sign and acted more like a pocket to keep money.<br />
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So now you know how every one of us were Ruined!!<br />
Still Cheers to those beautiful childhood memories..Stay tuned for my upcoming blogs..do comment and let me know what you think of this and you can connect with me on..<br />
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RJ Chetanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17595708839651760498noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4124467624882618762.post-62847516472188789402013-07-31T01:18:00.000-07:002013-07-31T01:18:30.172-07:00Oh Crazy Google..!!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Thanks to Google..all these years google was helping us to find answers to many questions..<div>
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Look at some of these suggestions google gave me when i was trying to find something else..</div>
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RJ Chetanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17595708839651760498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4124467624882618762.post-40611010289832173592013-03-27T00:53:00.005-07:002013-03-27T00:54:07.174-07:00Indian Valentines day - Holi<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
The time has come, my vengeance list was ready to roll, I have gathered all my resources well in time and some how also managed to get some extra pocket money from my dad this month for after play party which had some bubble drinks and a heavy meal on its menu. I was about to get out of home then suddenly i felt as if the world was going to end, felt like a series of ultra sonic waves emitted from my mothers mouth as she screamed hard to get my attention more than enough. I always feel that Indian army can win any war with my mother and her screaming skills on their side. " Are you going to spoil those new clothes, wait I am going to get some old clothes wear them and go" Damn! i was always fascinated by our movies, they always wear some designer clothes and got it drenched in colors. " I wont be the best looking guy today but still i will try my level best to impress her" I told my self and walked off as a warrior going for a war of his lifetime.<br />
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Holi is Indian Valentines day, Its a day where uncle got a chance to flirt neighboring aunt with some colors couples openly showed their affection holding each other tight while driving in their skimpy clothes. Every guy took his chance to flirt some Gulal on their crush who in turn made it sure that they made every masculine heart slip a beat while they run in their white Kurti which made it very sure to cover every inch of their fairy skin up close and intact amplifying the effects of curves on their body with some sprinkles of different colors on their face they looked more beautiful.My Neighbors and some Bacha parties did not leave a chance to color me first and i couldn't stop them as everything was fair in love, war and on Holi day. Love, Lust and colors were in the air and i reached our colony play ground.<br />
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Her friends saw me and tried to signal her but she was so busy in her conversation that she was not ready to get interrupted. With gulal in my hands my heart pounding i slowly charged at her from behind without her notice, She was love of my life and she knew it her eyes said she loved me equally but never dared to propose first, it was my first attempt to touch her willingly excited but also scared about her reaction. From a distance my friends stuck their eyes on me as if they were watching discovery channel where a mighty cheetah was slowly moving towards its prey deer.<br />
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I hold my breath, raised my hands up, hear hair was trying very hard to cover her beautiful face but the shiny ear ring managed to flash out, her white metal bangles made enough noise as she was deep in her conversation to suppress my foot steps. A scream just like my moms was heard when i rubbed my Gular hands on her soft milky cheeks...Happy holi..her eyes fell on me her scared expression immediately turned into a romantic one when she held my hand trying to pull me close and those shy lips whispered..Happy Holi..<br />
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Everything just started fading away..but her smile intact looking into my eyes she held me tight but everything around us started to fade and then a sharp sound in regular intervals was hitting my eardrums hard i woke up and realized it was my alarm, My old beautiful Holi memories never left me alone..but now a days Holi was just an other holiday. I miss the old Holi<br />
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December 29th, 8:30 AM my phone blinks showing the message sign, I am talking to a caller on my radio show and asking them how did 2012 treat them, winding up my call i play a song and check the message i received from a friend of mine and it said "The gal passed away sometime back", felt like some one very close passed away, No words to speak, little unknown pain in heart i rush towards the TV remote at my studio to get to know more details about it.</div>
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TV channels running scrolls "The Delhi Gang rape Victim Passes away" I change channels to find out more details but every channel is busy using their commercial time i thought at least our regional channels will talk about it but to my disappointment the first thing they spoke about was "Telangana Bandh". Atlast some channel finally gave me some information i needed.</div>
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Immediately after that i started writing this blog, Just after her case a series of rape cases came into news, rape/ molestation cases happen everyday just because one case came into news all other did. Its happening everyday everywhere, over here i dont want to talk about the effects i want to focus on the cause. A gal being a weaker sex is suffering but where is it all starting from, why the hell our country have become so frustrated?</div>
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Internet i would say is the viagra of our country's frustration, Porn websites have made sex a form of business and portrayed it as a simple thing which one can do with any one and just go away with it, If you had sex with a gal/guy is considered as an amusing and adult thing amongst kids, they all want to become adults as soon as possible. Social networking websites few pseudo profiles of guys acting like gals do cross talk for their gay-ism or for personal satisfaction and others think that even in the outside world gals are so easy.</div>
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Well i dont think even though if we stop these movies, ads and Internet our levels of frustration comes down, we have crossed that stage. And let me say this its not only Guys but even gals are equally responsible for this level of frustration - I dont want to elaborate on this and create a mess over here, because iam sure if i say something people would start commenting and question me on how can i say that, well i owuld say before questioning me ask yourself.</div>
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RJ Chetanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17595708839651760498noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4124467624882618762.post-50607452954303457702012-07-16T08:49:00.000-07:002012-07-16T08:49:32.126-07:00The making of a Rockstar<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
So how is monsoon treating you guys??<br />
Human beings are Complain creatures..we cant live without complaining..in summers we complaint that we want monsoons, when monsoons are on we complaint on roads, when roads are good we complaint on people..when everything is good we complaint on ourselves..Thats how we are cant complaint on any one..lol..<br />
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Well coming back to my Blog.. the movie Rockstar inspires me a lot..and what an actor Ranbhir is..a class apart ( This is for all Ranbhir fans ;-) ).. There are lot of Rockstars around us..The other day i met a friend of mine and i would say she inspired me to write this blog..She works for a group of photographers..and the lead photographer is truly a Rockstar i felt..He proposes a gal , the gal ur no where equal to me in status, looks etc etc, the guy gets hurt and proves himself, the gal gets married and the guy earns more than the gal's Husband.. the gal wants to come back guy says fuck off..that was a real rockstar story.. I meet many people everyday and most of them ask me a similar question " How did you become a RJ" and i just ignore the question its a long story and i would say it sometime else..I guess its the right time of revealing my story..<br />
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SK..was her name (Dont wanna reveal her full name), a nerd who never had a gal in his life, no manners and no sense, he never had a friend who was a gal in his life..he was good in studies and nothing else..Ladies and Gentlemen thats Chetan..and then he meets SK..Silky hair, fair, angel eyes, lips as soft as petals of a pink rose..a gal every guy wished for..and u know these gals are never single and so was she..she had a hifi Boyfriend who used to take her out in all those classic cars and all and me who couldnt even afford for a two wheeler used to look at her and fantasize..<br />
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One day she sais that she is going for an Audition for a radio channel, i said i would tag along and then she made a comment " U R VOICE IS PATHETIC, LIKE A BUFFALO'S..YOU AND RJ NO WAY" i did not accept it and went to the same radio station and gave my auditions ..and HERE IAM...<br />
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Later SK came back to me..but i did not accept her..if i did may be i would have gone back to my old me, That moment when she said i was useless i was angry and i started hating her but at that moment i converted that anger and hatred to a positive energy and did something..when you are at the crossroads of life dont just sit and think which way to take..i would say take anyway it will lead u somewhere or other but just waste your time thinking which way to take...<br />
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Learned few things in life which i would share to you..In life doing only two things will grow you..life is like a bitch..Fuck her or get fucked...At the end of the day how many dates u had is not important..did u have a good date with life and was it good..thats important..at the end of the day how many people are happy with you and how many want you or like you is not important..are you happy with yourself..does life want you or like you is important..<br />
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Happy life people..live it hard..you deserve it thats y you have got it..dont waste it..<br />
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Here comes the Monsoon..The favorite season of most of them..but this season also has its own disadvantages..here are few of them<br />
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<b>Loss of Pay</b><br />
Tik Tik...Tik Tik....Rings the alarm, the most irritating sound one can ever hear and iam sure most of us hate the sound of it..i wake up to snooze the alarm and i see that its 8:00Am, the blurred view of road from my window with splashes of rain drops on it made me say "Fuck it i wanna sleep for some more time" and shove myself in the warmth of my red blanket..ahh what a warmth feeling..here it rings again..my bloody phone and look who is calling my boss...i rub my eyes to look at the clock its 10 Am..Iam Dead..Hello..."where the hell are you, you are late for the meeting..iam stuck in traffic ma'm will be there in half hour". Jumping out of my boxers with my haggered face i rush to work and i see my HR with a welcome note of Loss of Pay...so thats the first disadvantage of Monsoons lets check the next one..<br />
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Gaming have evolved so much..remember those days of Mario, Contra, complicated joysticks, fat catridges well now a days its psp, super graphics, temple run and Angry Birds...Coming back to our disadvantages the next one is Horny birds which is a game of feelings..monsoon nights take us back to those old adolescent days..<br />
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The weather is so nice, I wish you were with me..<br />
Just imagine that iam with you..hugging you tight...<br />
Hmm what you wearing now...<br />
You know right, why are you asking again..<br />
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And the conversation continues..with a smile on the face..texting at the speed of light and desperately waiting for a reply..those old romantic nights of Monsoon where two birds are playing the game of Horny Birds.<br />
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Well i could think of these two disadvantages..hoping this monsoon will get you back again to those sweet memories<br />
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and yes...few might feel that iam dirty or pervert sometimes..but thats how everybody is few show their dark side few dont!!<br />
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<br /></div>RJ Chetanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17595708839651760498noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4124467624882618762.post-68266921845474733652012-03-03T22:27:00.006-08:002012-03-04T01:05:17.375-08:00Songs which will get Him/Her in Mooooood...<span style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-size: 100%;">Do i sound a little cheesy?!??!</span></span><div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><br /></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; ">Oh ya i totally do...here it comes my next blog on make out songs...Every guy and gal should have this songs..you never know when you can get lucky or rather where..</div><div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><br /></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; ">The best thing about music is it can raise different expressions, impressions, moods and situations..</div><div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><br /></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; ">The toughest part while on a date is to set the proper mood and music can be a great catalyst in this reaction of romance.</div><div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><br /></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; ">Here is my Top 10 list of Love Making Songs which would help you to seal the deal..and set the right mood...</div><div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><br /></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; ">10. kyu Hogaya Na - Aao Na</div><div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><br /></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; ">Well don't know if this track can trigger any action but it will totally bring em closer!!</div><div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><br /></div><div><span ><embed src="http://www.box.com/embed/uc8ka4yxduf9oaz.swf" width="466" height="75" wmode="opaque" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></span></div><div><span ><br /></span></div><div><span >9. Jism - Jaadu He Nasha he</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><br /></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; ">A Classic Love making song for both eyes and ears</div><div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><br /></div><div><span ><embed src="http://www.box.com/embed/fiaiy8eup5dml1c.swf" width="466" height="75" wmode="opaque" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></span></div><div><span ><br /></span></div><div><span >8. Rehna He Tere Dil Me - Zara Zara</span></div><div><span ><br /></span></div><div><span >This song can be played both for a guy or a gal..who ever the victim may be its sure to blow the silence</span></div><div><span ><br /></span></div><div><span ><embed src="http://www.box.com/embed/6ra2nhqmrnv29um.swf" width="466" height="75" wmode="opaque" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></span></div><div><span ><br /></span></div><div><span >7. Murder - Bheege Hont Tere</span></div><div><span ><br /></span></div><div><span >Dont know how practical it is on the Terrace of a Multi storey Building in center of a busy street..but it can be practical with this song!!</span></div><div><span ><br /></span></div><div><span ><embed src="http://www.box.com/embed/3dhhrmcq4bipe97.swf" width="466" height="75" wmode="opaque" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></span></div><div><span ><br /></span></div><div><span >6. Hum Dono - Abhi Na Jao Chod Ke</span></div><div><span ><br /></span></div><div><span >This can be a super situational song, just play it while she/he is leaving and it will do the needful</span></div><div><span ><br /></span></div><div><span ><embed src="http://www.box.com/embed/8etok9ee8csic5i.swf" width="466" height="75" wmode="opaque" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></span></div><div><span ><br /></span></div><div><span >5. Bol - Hona Tha Pyar</span></div><div><span ><br /></span></div><div><span >This is one of my favourites, not only the lyrics, music and the whole ambiance of the song will set the mood for some romance</span></div><div><span ><br /></span></div><div><span ><embed src="http://www.box.com/embed/7ahfg7i7f5nmho0.swf" width="466" height="75" wmode="opaque" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></span></div><div><span ><br /></span></div><div><span >4. Paap - Lagi Tum se Man ki Lagan</span></div><div><span ><br /></span></div><div><span >Tere bin tarse nayan..says the song and will also make you say so</span></div><div><span ><br /></span></div><div><span ><embed src="http://www.box.com/embed/ype3347augeplo4.swf" width="466" height="75" wmode="opaque" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></span></div><div><span ><br /></span></div><div><span >3. Jo Jeeta Wohi SIkandar - Pehla Nasha</span></div><div><span ><br /></span></div><div><span >Evergreen..just the start of the song..the keyboard tunes is enough to say and do it all</span></div><div><span ><br /></span></div><div><span ><embed src="http://www.box.com/embed/kl2dsa4sj48sgpe.swf" width="466" height="75" wmode="opaque" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></span></div><div><span ><br /></span></div><div><span >2. Once Upon a Time in Mumbai - Pee Loo</span></div><div><span ><br /></span></div><div><span >Feel the song..to feel it all.. this song is not a starter i would say its a maincourse..</span></div><div><span ><br /></span></div><div><span ><embed src="http://www.box.com/embed/bgk3k2zzvomng9g.swf" width="466" height="75" wmode="opaque" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></span></div><div><span ><br /></span></div><div><span >1. Fashion - Kuch Khaaas</span></div><div><span ><br /></span></div><div><span >And here comes the classic..starter, maincourse and the dessert (Creamy!! ;-) ) altogether..it works all the time whatever the mood, the situtation or the place is.</span></div><div><span ><br /></span></div><div><span >I will not put this song on my blog..dont wanna litter my blog...download at your personal risk..</span></div><div><span ><br /></span></div><div><span ><br /></span></div><div><span >So here are he songs which will set the mood...</span></div><div><span ><br /></span></div><div><span >and again i see on my comments that people wanna reach me but unable to..its very simple to reach me...</span></div><div><span ><br /></span></div><div><span >Yahoo Messenger: Chetan_Vishwanath@yahoo.com</span></div><div><span >Gmail: rjvjchetan@gmail.com</span></div><div><span >Facebook: Rvj Chetan (or) Rj Chetan </span></div><div><span >Twitter: Rj Chetan</span></div><div><span ><br /></span></div><div><span >and yeah dont forget to send in your comments..keep posting...</span></div><div><span ><br /></span></div><div><span >and Dont forget to use Protection!!</span></div>RJ Chetanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17595708839651760498noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4124467624882618762.post-19029227389422135992012-02-21T09:54:00.001-08:002012-02-21T09:58:21.094-08:00RJ Chetan Strikes Again...!!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Yes iam bang and ladies and gentlemen this time i come up with a bang...ahhhh it feels so nice to come back..how ru all doing ..were u guys missing me...heheh why m i acting so cheesy may be its just the distance lol....
yeah as told iam back on blogs and as well as on air guys...
this time iam back on a online radio station which is named as radiojosh..
its fun and he best part is over here i can interact with people all over the world..we get calls from usa, uk, aus etc..its a good place to work and i get back to my one and only love RADIO...
right now i do a show everyday from 7:30PM to 11:30PM IST..<br />
you can listen to my show from any part of the world just log in to www.radiojosh.com<br />
4 years of BIG FM were BIG in my life..learnt a lot there..i would obviously miss that place but this is no less..
ah..coming back to my blog..i want to name this particular post as free advises..few lessons which i have learnt in my life and few advises which changed my life..<br />
would like to share with you...<br />
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1. what is the problem??<br />
"Never share your problems with other..80% dont care of your problems and other 20% are happy that you have problems"
Seriously..many times in life we just say that we have problems but we dont actually know what the problem is..one problem related to an other and the list goes on..but where did it start..no one knows...one thing i learnt "Identify the problem first to fix it"<br />
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2. Danger Anger<br />
I wont tell you to control your anger..sometimes its important...but never take any decisions when you are angry they are always wrong.<br />
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3. Dress for the Job you want<br />
A very inspiring piece of advise i ever got in my life..you wanna be a driver?? then dress up like a driver..u wanna be a cop then dress up like a cop..be it to get it!!..inspiring and my all time favorite!!..<br />
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4. No secrets<br />
There is nothing called as a secret ideally..and never do anything which you want to keep it as a secret in your life..its not worth it for a life which gives you no chances..<br />
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5. One who gives..gets<br />
Have priorities in your life..be selfish..its your life..have full control over it..yes have priorities in life and give your time and love to the person who will give it back to you..do not waste it on others..they are valuable..<br />
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6. Be harsh to yourself<br />
You can hurt yourself...its ok to hurt yourself..be the harshest critic you ever can be to yourself..dont give any room for appraisal...<br />
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7. Never flirt/fuck with career (or any one who is related to your career)<br />
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8. Change<br />
If you dont like anything..the simple thing is to change it...dont over think..just change it!!<br />
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9. Waste time<br />
Sometimes its very important to waste some time on yourself..give time to yourself..spoil yourself, pamper yourself, love yourself...<br />
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10. Its never too late<br />
Its never too late for anything..life is here..go and get it...<br />
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and yeah also comment me about my new shows..do u like it..have you heard it and also lemme know about the post!!</div>RJ Chetanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17595708839651760498noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4124467624882618762.post-7117166282552847872011-05-02T00:10:00.000-07:002011-05-08T22:35:10.503-07:00Dear all,<br /><br />How are the summers?? Enjoying them...lol..so here it comes Links of April 30 Show, well as you all know beer and summers go well hand in hand..so my next blog is about "Beer Buddies" Everything about Beer Buddies coming soon only on" Rj Chetans Blog"<br /><br />Do listen to these links and Comments are must, it gives me a kick guys to add more and more blogs.<br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dxA1hVNzgzX9FRTrjnctHiyuZ4eNx6Ox7gc6Jm2Ta8lKv6mncXO-tonjVFlgyWD74fAzQJ1sHYfdc5mnVbpYA' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe><br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dzFqy_zvRPhGqKPkSMaF50IH16xC1VlDlnXXhk5-sgzQXRsdIQQvdbdBPMXeBQzH-Ri6XVX7rw1kolt_koosw' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe><br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dyFe5aQzO2nSeyPjW772ZFlswgXimPWNFGZzdj0fT7TsZnpMdR2XXEUG0N4VhYXtdbK3dHbFsV4ldH6HcikqA' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe>RJ Chetanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17595708839651760498noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4124467624882618762.post-17077629537028073752011-04-26T03:18:00.000-07:002011-04-27T00:24:10.821-07:00A letter to future me..Alright!!, according to the poll it looks like you guys also want me to write blogs on different topics and in my previous blog few people wanted to know more about me..especially my learning days...i call them as dumb days..so i've decided to write a letter to my self..to future chetan..just to remind him what all he did, just to make him happy when he is sad. Iam very sure you would connect yourself in this blog, everybody goes through dumb days..and trust me dumb days are more fun days..Write a letter to yourself, its an awesome feeling and dont forget to comment on my letter...<br /><br /><br />Dear Chetan,<br /><br />How ru?, How is life treating you, R u still rjing?? the last time i knew you were working as a manager for some company and as well as rjing for weekends. Have you acheived what you wanted to in your life, iam sure the answer would be no..u were always so greedy..u used to do so many jobs at a time rj, vj, manager, teaching, event management etc etc.. u always wanted so many things in life..and iam sure u must have acheived atleast half of them..ru retired by now??..again i doubt..do you remember how hard it was for you to become what you are right now.. there was no support no guidance..u worked day and night for yourself and for your family..dont ever forget that u came from a poor financial background and worked very hard for what you have today.. guide people who are struggling and want to become something in life...i hope ur parents must be happy and proud of u..<br /><br />Iam sure u must be married by now, what does ur wife do? is she a homemaker working somewhere..she must be a lovely lady..u were so choosy when it came to dating have you told all your stories to your wife? i would suggest you not to ;-), and what about your kids, what do they do and what are they studying..iam sure they might be as naughty and talkative as u were...dont tell me ur grown up now and stoped doing all those silly things u used to do..u r always young at heart..and yeah all ur dating stories and all nonsense things u did u can share it with your grand kids and also your kids once they grow up..they would be really proud of u..<br /><br />The last i knew you have got a home, car, bike and some property for yourself i hope u must have multiplied all those things..and do you feel discouraged some times or completely left out, then open those old letters ur listeners used to send you or check out ur fan clubs in facebook and orkut..read those messages..and your blogs you will feel refreshed..you would know how much people loved you and atleast few of them will remember u still..<br /><br />Do you remeber your first love? when you were in school ur crushes and all..and all ur dates and love stories..all those women in your life good and bad, they made you what you are today..and your freinds..i know it looks like they just happened few days before..and what about ur passions..u were so crazy about gaming and blogging ru still on with it..and what happened to your guitar classes atlast ru done with it?..and man u were such a wild creature into adventure sports and wild life and stuff.. do you still go on those hitchhiking trips..<br /><br />U wrote this letter at the Age of 23, i hope you are just like the same old Chetan, full of life, and handling your attitude the same way..love the people who loves u..show ur middle finger to asses who try to act smart...Iam Really proud of what u were at 23 by acheiving so many things..i hope ur still making me proud...<br /><br />Proud and happy to be U!!<br /><br />always be yourself...Chetan!!RJ Chetanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17595708839651760498noreply@blogger.com27tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4124467624882618762.post-19033603320108427932011-04-18T02:16:00.001-07:002011-04-22T02:32:35.033-07:00Sorry for the delay guys..heres Yaadein and Chetan ki Paatshala of April 16..<br /><br />Part 1<br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dzXFzRCovy8w6L8FXd9144eq6UUPJpLWrT1-To_rgx8Jex1EOF9fkPEkT79YmL0A6WTP3pVmUHjtW7X-BbMuQ' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe><br /><br />Part 2<br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dzDtcXqE1wPZ_at_Tj8WIUKk8djQBKJTEoEzfsSECRIla973gdLjMLqybyHD5SfJssRWeQuAszxz7ErqrI9fg' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe><br /><br />Part 3<br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dyyzqEhQhR1fziOPGGIm2RWsWUQViaxldxKLOpTdE57rKXjl0tm8HtOx-FYR5Gwzrub3oWztaEl3UwzNRe1cQ' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe><br /><br />Part 4<br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dy8u34-l0vlX7s0IjNTP-dkcJfWjprrjZkk0fJq-Ap1_YukznSdThalB-oQeV_jFDjB8OAxYfQaifVHV185Qw' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe><br /><br />Find RJ Chetan on Facebook,<br />chat with me on chetan_vishwanath@yahoo.com<br /><br />do you wnat me to blog on different topics other than my shows..please poll<br /><br />and yeah one more thing guys you dont have to wait for my posts...just submit your email id in the follow by email bar and you will get notified whenever i post a blog..<br /><br />keep commentingRJ Chetanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17595708839651760498noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4124467624882618762.post-35152890643812853852011-04-11T22:09:00.000-07:002011-04-13T02:04:14.382-07:00April 9 Chetan ki PaatshalaSo, you all wanna know about my personal life..alright yes that would be done very soon but before that check last Saturday's CKP. <br /><br />Part 1<iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dwFjvxOva6WQSTIc7LEuSUkTU-AxyFsicoEvxsOV6PdJpgzLmo5RJJKoHU3sOApjasTIIETdUOAqPMdF80_5A' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe><br /><br />part 2<iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dy7EwoDuUXLRWSNeBI2SdavQWNjBI7kxBHJx0_rbWxoomSrggOgCZLakBxxibgrBvMMPxG8YUS1Uyz98zl9qQ' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe><br /><br />Keep commenting few more cool blogs are about to come this weekRJ Chetanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17595708839651760498noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4124467624882618762.post-19725395236545693382011-04-06T02:08:00.000-07:002011-04-06T03:27:36.937-07:00Hi again people..what a match it was!!one with pakistan and other with srilanka, wow, especially for the pakistan match i have seen the real spirit of crickeet after ages, crowd flocking in front of electronic shops to get a glimpse of score, students sitting in classes busy on their phones messaging their friends to know the score and the evergreen the pan dabba wala putting on radio and the radio commentator with his adrenalin rising commentary.. wow what an awesome feeling it was...and on the final i couldnt do my show as i was busy watching the match in a beer pool..u got it!! if i would have done my show on that u would have seen the Dark side of Rj CHetan, so i thought its better i dont do the show so apologies as i could not come last sat to do my show..but here are bytes of the show which was conducted on March 26.<br /><br /><br />Part 1<br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dyxIYKwfstV8DrF66enVWnFKfhRSOL9s5JhrvQ9BOFRNsFgaFrI7cbm-bkNTQKOOBA06fYBwlBBDD6CTLt5Sg' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe><br /><br />Part 2<br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dxFlLmXsQmiNRWQV6iTCjHEKkR59bn_5dLUI7X8kMBuYa_m8YhH5ntDHDH2yIk0aU9Ru6AHS8q8bOv7QjBdIw' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe><br /><br />Part 3<br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dyZ-yzWmmFjfrf2l5ePOsP2oPCF85mU6cUe4TkEbfcMnO9tlNnyqT_TlLQJG_l29KRuU4wpd8y-6AHMT4UMtA' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe><br /><br /><br />GUys keepo posting ur comments, i feel good and it amkes me post more and more blogs!!<br /><br />Stay tuned for more!!RJ Chetanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17595708839651760498noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4124467624882618762.post-80806621123619315142011-03-21T03:40:00.000-07:002011-03-22T04:18:44.373-07:00Chetan Ki Patshala March 19Hi all as promised iam updating my Yaadein part of Chetan ki Patshala.. <br /><br />you can email me your comments on above8in@gmail.com <br /><br />or search for "rj chetan" on facebook <br /><br />or you can add me on yahoo messenger chetan_vishwanath@yahoo.com <br /><br />send me your letters on <br /><br />Rj Chetan <br />Chetan ki patshala <br />Guru Murthy Lane <br />Begumpet Hyderabad <br />500016<br /><br /> Part 1:<br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dxp-O_Qd7t_KxdB6kvyp7zIKhZF5R7FPZCTMBO9VfV7F6OFeYa2LtecWL9kYbealPL1j75uKIGY1dviwXqNsw' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe><br /><br />Part 2:<br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dxWbZ-xIdfm9CAX2s1GCgQK7HPazcYlD9a6Ja4XmSAzZJ9ambuTjoKu8vTvcivi3ms48wxhBK2sygRz-6kpGg' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe><br /><br />part 3:<br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dwCf0ydUC9WAl2KuUi4niY6WZFMK6DXXt3quuDwoPRAby36s7mZyOHHjefVR3ZprUjPib0xVDlcBYvetaN-yA' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe><br /><br />here are few pics of the letter just to tell you people, its not fake..<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsEZitMLqJuLKAl0Q0sm0ojhI1ptvFFRrJQlYtTMK27pDhNVaUHfBF03Y-3ek6rXSpsUomBc7Si5Ik3RjVAkMqSRKLDE2Z-ogndEMZvN413YV7Qr41i3rJICUiO4dmeGUJBMbfDekzwtE/s1600/22032011046.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsEZitMLqJuLKAl0Q0sm0ojhI1ptvFFRrJQlYtTMK27pDhNVaUHfBF03Y-3ek6rXSpsUomBc7Si5Ik3RjVAkMqSRKLDE2Z-ogndEMZvN413YV7Qr41i3rJICUiO4dmeGUJBMbfDekzwtE/s400/22032011046.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5586862022913975842" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrQu-K39pUz-CZc-nAYX9wc5Is72v3z6ocn-1WOxNGOloA6ysbLbj_TlGwtCubUwXN-1kvgp3zx1AjdTD24BIiYopay2TqAquuAn4UohPDh8xluHu0JvacUa-mEt_UQ1N4ENMercUbdeo/s1600/22032011044.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrQu-K39pUz-CZc-nAYX9wc5Is72v3z6ocn-1WOxNGOloA6ysbLbj_TlGwtCubUwXN-1kvgp3zx1AjdTD24BIiYopay2TqAquuAn4UohPDh8xluHu0JvacUa-mEt_UQ1N4ENMercUbdeo/s400/22032011044.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5586862018305247266" /></a><br /><br />keep posting your commentsRJ Chetanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17595708839651760498noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4124467624882618762.post-73723969917029971722010-12-24T02:31:00.000-08:002010-12-24T02:39:46.176-08:00Mum-BhaiShitting in my pants, sweating palms, standing in that que makes me think of those headlines “ Serial blasts at Mumbai’s local railway stations”, “ Terrorists enter Cst (Chatrapati Shivaji terminus) killing everyone on their way”, “Eey kidhar janeka?” said a grumpy voice, when i got into my senses saw a man in his late 30’s wearing a black framed glasses, i’d say Amitabh Bachan glasses which are very famous these days especially amongst youngsters but the person sitting in front of me in a window was not at all a look alike of Bachan. I said VT (Victoria terminus), Followed by the rattling sound of the printer he gave me a piece of paper which said, Vile parle to CST. When i said VT why did he gave me CST? I had no clue and no guts to go back to him and ask him but then later i realized that VT and CST they both are same...<br />Enter the dragon...passed through the security check, 3 women and one man, did not really understand the ratio of 3:1 but poor police man, he had to do lots of work and the women were gossiping about affairs of other police women, ah these women wonderful creatures don’t give them food air and water they can survive but you don’t give them gossips..answer is there would be no men. After my security check up i asked the police man, “Vt ka train kaunse platform pe aayega” spitting out pan from his mouth he said “sauuuth”, he meant 7. There i see a led display board directing towards platform no. 7 walking down from the foot over bridge was a treat for my eyes. <br />Mumbai is a second most populated city of India and obviously use of resources in Mumbai is very high but women especially teenage girls of Mumbai are saving the resources of mumbai by “Kapda Bachao Andolan”, Different sizes different shapes it was the best cleavage show i’ve ever seen in my life. Getting more down iam not talking anymore about the cleavage show, dirty minds!!.. getting more down to the platform were a group of guys staring at me like an alien, i don’t know what they found in me which was starable.. gays though like me but iam Straight!!...<br />Like light in the dark, gf from the past, kiss from aishwarya came my fast local train of Mumbai breaking all the rules of railways on time. It came and stood infront of me, a huge of bunch of people came out and another bunch got in, i was trying to recollect my position and the train starts moving, somehow iam inside the train. This reminds me of a Tv commercial of a Suitcase which says “Survive Mumbai, you can survive anywhere else” so true..and my position was just like that guy in the train. I some how got a seat for myself and was settled beside a hot gal who with her bf. The guy and the gal were deeply involved in Pda (Public display of affection), people were hardly bothered about them it was like a daily routine thing for them but i was totally enjoying, Everything of mine was touching everything of her, Literally!! But she was so busy with her bf she allowed me to be her ex for a while, suddenly she started moving her hand on my pants, freak it was turning me on, something was happening to me down there and her hand was exactly moving there down..., i started sweating, there were so many people around and don’t know what this gal was upto..I don’t know what was happening to me she puts her hand near my pocket, i thought of getting up but i was enjoying the action so decided to stay there and let the wild cat do what she wanted to Jo hoga dekha jayega!!..oh gosh i was so turned on everything in my body started vibrating she puts her hand in and takes out the vibrating thing..”Her Phone” she was actually putting her hand in her pants for her vibrating phone. I couldn’t realize anything as it was so stuffed..Iam talking about the train..at last came Cst i got down over there took a walk outside had the very famous vadapav and got back into the next train to vile parle to my hotel.<br />Few things i realized while coming back, No one is bothered about someone else’s life over here, Mumbai has a place for everyone poor and the rich every one. It is a place to be. One can learn a lot of things from Mumbai.<br />Mumbai Rocks!!<br /><br /><br />P.s. None can beat HyderaBAD.<br /><br />Happy Commenting!!RJ Chetanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17595708839651760498noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4124467624882618762.post-5081743667142011572010-11-06T07:18:00.000-07:002011-07-26T03:41:50.208-07:00"Beer Buddies"Ah...looks like u ppl did not like my previous blog...not many comments on it...<br /><br />It makes friends of new trends, it is like a punch to a sad life of ones, <br />beer-o-beer its time to cheer you are the one for all who is a deer..<br />wah, wah, i never knew i was a poet..<br /><br />for all of you who doesnt know the full form of beer..it is..<br /><br />Beer = Brothersome employer elimination reboot..<br /><br />its always been a tough task to decide the priority Beer or women...so here comes the comparision...<br /><br />A Beer is always wet, a woman is not ! :(<br />1 point for beer !<br /> <br />Beer is horrible, when it is hot ! but Women :)<br />1 point for women !<br /> <br />A cold beer, satisfies you ! but a cold Women :(<br />1 point for beer !<br /> <br />If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at you. If you come back home smelling women, your wife will get angry for sure and she might even not talk to you again !<br />Draw ! ( Depends on your point of view ... )<br /> <br />10 beers in a night and then you can't drive. 10 women in one night and you don't have to drive anywhere !<br />1 point for women !<br /> <br />The older, The beer is - the better, it is !<br />1 point for beer !<br /> <br />Many beers can make you see UFO's. Many women can make you see God !<br />1 point for women !<br /> <br />If you ask yourself how the next woman will be, you are normal. If you ask yourself how the next beer will be, you are an alcoholic !<br />1 point for women !<br /> <br />For a beer, you pay taxes !<br />1 point for women !<br /> <br />If you take a second beer, the first one doesn't get angry !<br />1 point for beer !<br /> <br />You can always be sure that, you are the first one " Opening " a beer ! but vid a women...debate<br />1 point for beer !<br /> <br />If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself ! but a women can't..:)<br />1 point for beer !<br /> <br />You know exactly how much a beer costs !<br />1 point for beer !<br /> <br />A beer does not have a mother !<br />1 point for beer !<br /> <br />You can do it if you want, but beer won't ask you to hug her for half an hour after ! <br />1 point for beer !<br /> <br />So the Score is .......... Beer beats women - 9 to 6 !<br /> <br /> <br />If you are a woman reading this and getting angry ........ know that a beer would never get angry ! So .......... Another point for beer !<br />Now the final score is .......... Beer beats women - 10 to 6 :)<br /><br />so women..enjoy beer...<br /><br />and also here are few tips to get rid of hangover for both men and women..<br /><br />1. Sleep: the best thing to do when you have a hangover is sleep and dont forget to keep your phone on silent, Hangover + Cellphone worst combination ever.<br /><br />2. Liquids: Drink a lot of water and juices(Vitamic c) and avoid coffee..<br /><br />3. Sugar: Anything sweet (*Conditions apply) cures hangover.<br /><br />4. King of all: When all these things dont work comes a tip who is king of all, suggested by my father and works for any kind of hangover..."a peg of alcohol" preferably whisky kills the hangover and gets you back to the track..<br /><br />Before i end this blog people dont act like wussies and Drink and Drive..Drink but be responsible while you drink..and also take care of your health..<br /><br />Happy Drinking..RJ Chetanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17595708839651760498noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4124467624882618762.post-29496791427216270102010-11-02T00:10:00.000-07:002010-11-02T01:55:48.464-07:00Comic Sounds..With all due respect to Sushma..iam writing something new this time LOL!!....and yeah anonymous...thanks for the compliment..m proud to be a flirt...n yeah desperate too ;-)..<br /><br />Anyway after acknowledging our so called critics lets move on to our topic?<br /><br /><br />Comic sounds..the other day i was watching some cartoon show on tv...the sounds they use are weird..those sounds can also be used in real life..wanna how??..check this out..(click on the image)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdzEOXKgG93ro81vD7v77qtzYOJ95f87c6JVTwmyVNeV5cvJOSE30ksmRgOs3InINSyrAcM7vwxo_0Z6qAfpbOxH90St_seXRWXO2WT8lxfQedl2xThfGw3m5H6aRt7z33y1rWyJp6tuw/s1600/untitled.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 134px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdzEOXKgG93ro81vD7v77qtzYOJ95f87c6JVTwmyVNeV5cvJOSE30ksmRgOs3InINSyrAcM7vwxo_0Z6qAfpbOxH90St_seXRWXO2WT8lxfQedl2xThfGw3m5H6aRt7z33y1rWyJp6tuw/s200/untitled.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5534872763129729394" /></a><br /><br />do leave ur comments(both good and bad)..it gives me a kick...<br /><br />Happy sounding...RJ Chetanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17595708839651760498noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4124467624882618762.post-69556803754450933392010-10-05T02:27:00.000-07:002010-10-05T04:14:09.262-07:00All spots are not G-spotsAll that glitters is not gold...similarly <span style="font-weight:bold;">all those spots are not G-spots</span>..LOL!!<br /><br />I apologize for late blogging..was busy all these days so couldn't update..back on the track now...<br /><br />I know my show timings are changed (its 3pm to 6pm now) and you people are finding it tough to stay in contact..you can now email me or chat with me on above8in@gmail.com...<br /><br />Coming back to the topic, let me make it very clear that i don't have any intentions of hurting or degrading anyone..i just wanna give a message over here..<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">"All spots are not G-Spots"</span>..guys over here iam gonna tell you what kind of gals you should avoid, and gals u don want to be one guys avoid..right!!..<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">1. The Shaani: </span> Hot personality is always good but a hot mind is always a signal for danger. Its nature who made women a lil sensitive than men both physically and mentally, and going against nature is not a good thing..let me make it very clear that iam not saying that women should not compete with men, its a good thing if they do, its the best thing if they want to support their partner..i just want to say "don't go against nature"<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">2. The Gold digger:</span> well the last one was totally independent and this one is totally dependent. This is one thing which i don't like about most of the women. Now a days women earn equal or more than men and when they are young they get more pocket money than guys, but when it comes to payments or gifts..why the majority has to be men?...??..come on gals..don't be a gold digger..<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">3. Ms. Right:</span> If there is all happiness in life..you'd b bored, sorrows teach you the value of happiness...and if its all right its not fun..sometimes it has to be wrong...so guys and gals i hope u understand what iam trying to say..Mr/Miss perfectionist is good only for reel life not for real life.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">4. Ms. Sticky:</span> gals its good if u want to keep a track of what ur guy does...but calling him restlessly, filling his fb wall with your messages etc etc are annoying...don't be pain below da ass that's irritating..but above is always invited ;-)<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">5. The soul-mate:</span> This thing is for both guys and gals..Rebound relations never work out...don't be and don't try to be one..once ur out ur totally out of it...<br /><br />These are few things which should be avoided by both men and women..Hope you like it and don't ppl don't forget to comment...if you want to say something or suggest do email me...<br /><br /><br />Happy dating!!RJ Chetanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17595708839651760498noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4124467624882618762.post-86039819734560996152010-06-19T01:08:00.000-07:002010-06-19T02:19:15.022-07:00Chocolate HoroscopeHi!! ppl..Iam sorry again that i could not update my blog and the reason is time...lets get back to business.."Blogging"..today iam blogging about an interesting article i recently read, i also read it on my show..."Chocolate Horoscope".. How different sun signs react to chocolates...do let me know what was ur reaction to this blog...here it goes...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />Aries // March 21 – April 20</span><br />Eats the whole bar on the way home from the shop.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Taurus // April 21 – May 21</span><br />Loves good chocolate, especially if it is in expensive packaging.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Gemini // May 22 – July 21</span><br />Chooses their chocolate by taking a bite out of each piece.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Cancer // June 22 – July 22</span><br />Makes even the smallest bar last for at least a month.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Leo // July 23 – August 21</span><br />Likes to be in charge of dividing up the chocolate.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />Virgo // August 22 – September 23</span><br />Cuts their chocolate into bite size pieces with a knife and fork.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />Libra // September 24 – October 23</span><br />Chooses two bars: one for themselves and one for you both to share.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />Scorpio // October 24 – November 22</span><br />Hides their chocolate and then becomes obsessed that someone will find it.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Sagittarius // November 23 – December 22</span><br />Will only eat imported chocolate.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Capricorn // December 23 – January 20</span><br />Likes to be seen eating only the best and the most expensive chocolate.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />Aquarius // January 21 –February 19</span><br />Loves chocolate – but likes to think they actually prefer carob health bars.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Pisces // February 20 – March 20</span><br />Shares their chocolate and forgets to leave some for themselves.<br /><br />Oh yaa one more important thing..a lady is trying to spoil my blog i some how think she is little frustrated coz she never had a guy in her life or its a guy in a lady's disguise n his gf left him coz of me or something..whatever it is don mind using profanity if she does on u..n ya ignore the diseased!!<br /><br />Use protection!!<br /><br />Happy Commenting!!RJ Chetanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17595708839651760498noreply@blogger.com25tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4124467624882618762.post-66086572212953918152010-05-19T08:43:00.000-07:002010-05-19T12:06:09.971-07:00Body ki BhashaHello people..I want to apologize all of you as I could not update my blog..now I would try my level best to take out time for my blog and update it every now and then..I hope all of you had a good weekend..last Saturday I went to Bengaluru for weekend..ahh awesome weather..from there I went on a forest and fishing camp to a place called as beemeshwari..the following pictures were taken over there..<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhN7l3N_Kb_NfuwLdQHXM1O2IwKZPoweMA2G7Pts_By9DsUzkq1tWWRSRP4btiSSL49yaKF209Qrm4gNJUSruCpGq8VQ89CDMmHMod2UaZjxm_ScThNZspzlQXgPxtcWodg_z5hbI-Kww8/s1600/100_3158.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhN7l3N_Kb_NfuwLdQHXM1O2IwKZPoweMA2G7Pts_By9DsUzkq1tWWRSRP4btiSSL49yaKF209Qrm4gNJUSruCpGq8VQ89CDMmHMod2UaZjxm_ScThNZspzlQXgPxtcWodg_z5hbI-Kww8/s200/100_3158.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5473008469810611698" /></a><br /><br />Had a very good time..anyway I had to catch a bus to come back to Hyderabad..there were a group of teenagers in the same bus travelling with me back to hyderabad..In the morning they got down at the same place where I did..n I overheard a guy in that group saying “ Dude I need to Sulabh” I never knew that Sulabh was the latest slang for nature calls..good!! I liked it..promote cleanliness promote Sulabh!!...Different forms of using sulabh would be..<br /><br />He/She is Sulabh ==> He/she is shit<br />Don’t talk Sulabh ==> Don’t talk shit<br />He/She is suffering of sulabh ==> Loose motions..<br /><br />And goes on..you people are creative enough to come up with more statements..do let me know in the form of comments..<br /><br />Coming back to our blog..n today iam blogging about Body language..few tips for you all..<br /><br />When a guy… <br />Puts his palm on his chest while talking means he is being honest<br />Folds his Arms means he doesn’t like whatever ur talking<br />does a lot of doodling means he is bored<br />Puts his feet under the chair means he is Eager<br />Stroks his chin means he is evaluating you<br />Puffs his chest means he is attracted to u<br />is Shaking legs gently means he is stimulated..u know what I mean..(or)he Wants to sulabh<br />is shaking his legs vigorously means he is anxious (or) Desperately wants to sulabh<br />If he has Open feet while talking means he is Reflecting and giving you attention<br /> <br /><br />When a gal.. <br /><br />Have Flushed Cheeks means she is Embarrassed and Interested in you<br />Blinks a lot means she is Interested in you<br />Moves backward while talking then understand that she is rejecting you<br />talks to you in a low voice suddenly means she is interested in whatever ur talking<br />Runs hands along legs means She is stimulated..u know what I mean..(or)she wants to Leave<br />Tilts her hips means she is flirting<br />Stares at you its a Sign of aggression<br />Chews her fingernails she is Nervous (or) Insecure<br />Looks down and to the left means she is Lying<br />Runs her fingers through her hair means Frustrated<br /><br /><br />So enjoy people..Dont forget to comment..Use protection!!<br /><br />Happy Sulabhing!!RJ Chetanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17595708839651760498noreply@blogger.com47tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4124467624882618762.post-46719670860240075922010-04-27T01:35:00.000-07:002010-04-27T01:49:35.702-07:00Dooba Dooba Rehta hu..Hey ppl...as requested here comes lyrics of Dooba Dooba rehta hu..<br /><br />Dooba dooba rehta hoon aankhon me teri<br />Deewana ban gaya hoon main chaahat me teri <br />Dooba dooba rehtaaaa hoon aankhon me teri<br />Deewana ban gaya hoon main chaahat me teri<br />Ab din guzarte nahin<br />Ratein kat-ti nahin<br />Teri tasvir se baat ban-ti nahin..hoooo Aa-ja<br /><br />Koi jaane na<br />Pehchaane na<br />Yeh hua kaise<br />Tum aagaye khwabon mein aise <br />Koi jaane na<br />Pehchaane na<br />Yeh hua kaise<br />Tum aagaye khwabon mein aise <br />Bewafa... sun oh bewafa..bewafaa. na jaa<br />Dooba dooba rehta hoon aankhon me teriii....<br /><br />Tum jo mil gaye<br />Deeye jal gaye<br />Mere khwabon mein<br />Ban jao tum mere humsafar<br />Tum jo mil gaye<br />Deeye jal gaye<br />Mere khwabon mein<br />Ban jao tum mere humsafar<br />Bewafa ... sun oh bewafa ... bewafa... na jaa<br /><br />Dooba dooba rehta hoon aankhon me teri<br />Deewana ban gaya hoon main chaahat me teri <br />Dooba dooba rehta hoon aankhon me teri<br />Deewana ban gaya hoon main chaahat me teri<br />Ab din guzarte nahin<br />Raaten kat-ti nahin<br />Teri tasvir se bat banti nahin... oh aa-ja<br />Na ja bewafa<br />Oh bewafa..na jaa....bewafa...bewafa.... na jaa<br /><br />La La La La Leyyaaa...La La La.....<br />La La La La Leyyaaa...La La La.....<br />La La La La Leyyaaa...La La La.....<br />La La La La Leyyaaa...La La La.....<br />La La La La Leyyaaa...La La La.....<br />La La La La Leyyaaa...La La La.....<br />La La La La Leyyaaa...La La La.....<br />La La La La Leyyaaa...La La La.....<br />La La La La Leyyaaa...La La La.....<br />La La La La Leyyaaa...La La La.....<br /><br />The original version of the song..<br /><br /><object 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